Categories: 2018 World Cup

Hopeless England Face Humiliation

The Sun Newspaper Reporting the World Cup Draw

Just days after their strips were flooded in sewage after a drain overflow in their Sun City hotel, the English football team took to the unmanured field of Green Point Stadium in Cape Town and provided sufficient fertilisation for the back pages of every angry tabloid in England.

However, their bland 0-0 draw against an unadventurous Algeria side will do nothing to dispell the increasingly held notion that they are a tired team lacking the skill and creativity of several other top sides in the tournament.

Match Report and Photo

England v Algeria Photo Gallery

Editorial Comment: Ya Dancing Bear!

Share and Enjoy !

Shares
Steve Clare

Share
Published by
Steve Clare

Recent Posts

New England Revolution II sign forward Shuma Sasaki

FOXBOROUGH, MA– The New England Revolution II have signed forward Shuma Sasaki to a one-year professional…

2 hours ago

Soccer on the Sound: Defiance still looking for first regulation win

Tacoma Defiance 0-1 Ventura County FC TUKWILA, WA--Tacoma Defiance are still looking for their first…

2 days ago

A tough test against an entitled Whitecaps dominating the Portland Timbers

  (14) Portland Timbers (1,3,1, 4 points) vs (2) Vancouver Whitecaps (4,1,0, 12 points) Saturday,…

2 days ago

Five star romp for Belgium over USA

USA 2-5 Belgium ATLANTA, GA--It was promising for a while for the US Men's National…

4 days ago

Aïssata Traoré scores first goal in Boston Legacy FC history, fall 2-1 v Utah Royals FC

FOXBOROUGH, MA– Boston Legacy FC (0-0-3, 0 pts.) were defeated 2-1 versus Utah Royals FC…

4 days ago

Angel City rallies past Houston to remain undefeated

Three minutes. That was all Angel City needed to turn a 1-0 deficit into a…

5 days ago